CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to slam down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned cash, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Don't get caught